Happy Thanksgiving!
- Posted by Jim Tobin on November 21st, 2007
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This is my Thanksgiving Day blog post! Nothing much for you to sink your teeth into, because I think you have enough to be sinking your teeth into right now. So for a change you are not getting any brilliant advertising, PR, media or healthcare marketing insight. Just some jokes. Try ‘em, they are classics. When everyone is in a food coma, they will think you are brilliant. Enjoy and I hope you have much to be thankful for. I do.
Tell these jokes:
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Christmas.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don’t open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m hungry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving, aren’t you?